It's time for some good old fashioned cultural diffusion. The new and excellent religion, RYANISM, has been recently created and is ctaching on like wildfire. The best part is, it's only $.50 to join. Granted, you have to make your way to Austin High School in El Paso, Texas just to find the guy who controls all orders of operations and claims to have spoken to the God of cool. And, yes, it's me who stakes this claim, and yes, you've discovered that Marel McCauley is in fact an alias, but it doesn't matter. Wait, you hadn't discovered that was an alias. I'll simply edit that out... and voila.
Wait, it's still there. My editing functions must be malfunctioning. Oh well!

Join RYANISM now, for $.50, or suffer the consequences!