This was on my old site. I just saw it and had to put it on the one that actually works.
Here lies the best guide to game cheats in the entire internet. For Spider Man, the computer game, when you face the oochie moochie bug lug use your light canisters to temporarily blind them and end up ruining their social life and sending them into emotional despair upon which time they should kill themselves. Kandor, the 6th world of the Beta galaxy, is a cruel cruel world. What was I talking about now. Ah, yes, so Rembrandt says to Jesus, "I'd like a piece of that ass," cause a chick had just passed by right. But Jesus, the egocentric, paranoiac, just, madman thinks he's talking about him. So he stands up, all high and mighty, shaking his hands around at him. Meanwhile van Rijn is trying to find out what his freaking problem is and Jesus, this freak starts throwing punches. Anyway, being the coward that I am I ran away... to get help you know. So I found that one guy... Oh what's his name. Oh man he's kind of a body builder so we don't usually hang out with him, but I liked his philosophy on why so many people suck though. Anyway, I found that guy uh... Damn! I still haven't thought of his name. It'll come to me, it'll come to me. Still, I took him over to see what we should do. After we watched Jesus pummel Remmy for about an hour, of what he told me was proper observation time, he declared that we should go get some eggs and egg their houses while they wee so preoccupied. I said, "Thor," Thor! That's his name! Thor! So I said, "Thor, I don't do that to my real friends." So we egged their houses real nasty until these two goody two shoes losers, Bartleby and Loki came by and said something about we've got to get to New Jersey or something, so we pummeled them (mostly I pummeled them as I had to pick up the slack for Thor) for a while. After I got him to pay for some coke and ice cream concoction I ditched Thor for this one chick but it didn't go anywhere so I bought a couple of onions from the 7-11 that has onions and went to sleep.
Here lies the best guide to game cheats in the entire internet. For Spider Man, the computer game, when you face the oochie moochie bug lug use your light canisters to temporarily blind them and end up ruining their social life and sending them into emotional despair upon which time they should kill themselves. Kandor, the 6th world of the Beta galaxy, is a cruel cruel world. What was I talking about now. Ah, yes, so Rembrandt says to Jesus, "I'd like a piece of that ass," cause a chick had just passed by right. But Jesus, the egocentric, paranoiac, just, madman thinks he's talking about him. So he stands up, all high and mighty, shaking his hands around at him. Meanwhile van Rijn is trying to find out what his freaking problem is and Jesus, this freak starts throwing punches. Anyway, being the coward that I am I ran away... to get help you know. So I found that one guy... Oh what's his name. Oh man he's kind of a body builder so we don't usually hang out with him, but I liked his philosophy on why so many people suck though. Anyway, I found that guy uh... Damn! I still haven't thought of his name. It'll come to me, it'll come to me. Still, I took him over to see what we should do. After we watched Jesus pummel Remmy for about an hour, of what he told me was proper observation time, he declared that we should go get some eggs and egg their houses while they wee so preoccupied. I said, "Thor," Thor! That's his name! Thor! So I said, "Thor, I don't do that to my real friends." So we egged their houses real nasty until these two goody two shoes losers, Bartleby and Loki came by and said something about we've got to get to New Jersey or something, so we pummeled them (mostly I pummeled them as I had to pick up the slack for Thor) for a while. After I got him to pay for some coke and ice cream concoction I ditched Thor for this one chick but it didn't go anywhere so I bought a couple of onions from the 7-11 that has onions and went to sleep.
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