Party tip of the day: 3- Dark alleyways are okay meeting places for some people, but a great deal of partygoers will be turned off by the idea, even more so, for some odd reason, if you tell them to wear soft shoes and to bring a change of clothes and not to talk when they arrive and follow all instructions that are given to them and have a duffel bag with them and a knife in case something doesn't quite fit into the duffel bag. So avoid dark alleyways.

On an unrelated note, also avoid murders and murder scenes and crime circuits. Also, street fighting competitions.