It's time for adventure time.

Hooray?

The old man came up to me. I noticed that he didn't wobble as much as your average old bastard. Apparently all of the wobble from his walk had benn transferred to his speech.
He began, "Ababababababa-"
I said, "Right, well, I've got to hit the old, dusty trail," believing that he was trying to play a trick on me.
Then he continued, "bababadowntownbaba."
I looked around in confusion... the kind of confusion that makes you search for nearby police officers. Finding my confusion to lead to nothing I punched him in the kidney and stomped on his genitals as he fell. I was going to steal his wallet, but it was blue, the color of the gay, so I only stole his money.

Hooray?