I was thinking today, during one of my more garrulous teacher's speeches, I was thinking, I'd like to be getting some more sleep right about now. Not necessarily because I was tired, not necessarily because I was bored of what my instuctor was yammering on about, but rather simply because I would have rather been sleeping at the time than staying awake for no real reason.

Ah! I see that the loser of the team has decided to share with you his "vita," as it were. Let me tell you about him from a slightly more... realistic point of view.
He is the most ginormous loser I have ever met in all of my life. He continually overexaggerates his attributes and he has the biggest losers for his friends. For example, he used to like to hang out with members of Hanson. I heard that he even made out with one of them once. Fact or Fiction? Find out next time on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Turtles in a halfshell, Turtle POWER!
I guess I'll actually read his post now.