Adventures of Johnny Question: (Part 2)
"Johnny, where have you been? I have been calling you for the last week."
"I apologize Joe Horn Player. You see I went out of town for about a week. Strange how you have been calling me for a week and I have been on vacation for about a week."
"That's not very strange Johnny. However, I'd have to say that you are." They laughed for a long time. Just as it seemed that the laughter was going to stop... it didn't. Also, Johnny never really laughed.
"Well, what did you want to talk to me about; I hear you've been calling me for about a week?"
"Ah yes, Raja Bell Pepper wanted me to remind you to scrub the cock tanks while he was away on vacation."
"Oh no. When was he supposed to get back?"
"From the time I started laughing at you, he was due back in about ten minutes. Now, eight minutes later, I'd say that he has another minute, wait... Now he has another minute before he's due back. And, when I say due back I mean he's already there and called me before you came here to let me know that you were fired and he'd already hired a retarded monkey to take over your job, and the monkey, who is retarded, has already managed to be twice as productive as you were over your entire three years of employment. He also wanted me to tell you that you have been replaced as his best friend by a... hold on, I wrote it here somewhere. Here it is! Oh, yeah, a retarded monkey."
"Was it the same one that replaced me at my job?"
"Gee you know, I didn't even realize that you had been replaced by a retarded monkey twice, I didn't even think to ask if it was the same one."
"Well, that would be a pretty big coincidence so I'm just going to assume that it was some other retarded monkey."
"Yeah, you do that." These adventures shall be continued next week on...
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