There are few times quite as great as summer. Lots of children running about the neighborhood pulling B&Es willy nilly, doing as they please all of the time. Ooh, it's probably the best when they pull guns on you and threaten you and all of your family and friends and pets and your right testecle. Ooh, the testecle is the best part.

If you like summer time, you'll also enjoy:
1-Being in debt to the mafia
2-Bogging down in trench warfare
3-Being Nick Berged
4-Partaking in a gang war
5-Having colon cancer
6-Living in Detroit
7-House Party
8-Making fun of firing squads
9-Eating in seedy Italian restaraunts
10-NASCAR
11-Reading my blog
12-God damn it!
13-And boot camp