Are you serious?
Sorry folks, it turns out that it's against regulations to inform people incorrectly or make up an entire nuclear holocaust. I'm apparently under "investigation" so I guess I've got some "sweeping up" to do. [wink wink, Im actually talking about removing the kiddie porn and several hostages from my garage. Better get out those Hooray Osama posters too.] What's that? Shouldn't be writing that. Which state is it that they can't use website information against a defendant? You don't know, you're not a lawyer. You're just a dog. You want me to do what? Get rid of who?

I've got to go, something's come up