Party tip of the day: 1- Never schedule a party on the same day as a nuclear holocaust, or the day before one for that matter. I'd bet I've got some pretty cranky houseguests up there. Thank god, or I guess god doesn't exist huh, thank jesus, my wetback trainer, for helping out with my three wetback gorillas. If he hadn't told me to feed them once a night I would have been down here sleeping in my fallout shelter anyway, as I always sleep in here on the night of a party. So, I guess he's dead.

What's that? Oh my goodness! I am SO sorry, I meant silverback gorillas