I was walking to the ball field today because I enjoy playing a little of the old ball. I was even on the old ball club for a short period of time. I couldn't continue playing on account of my talent. Somehow I'd managed to become the first white person allowed into my school. t was awkward at first, but then I realized that I was special. It was probably the first time we got into the showers. Anyway, the next day I had quit and, thanks to Xanax and a suppressive memory bank, I've never been happier.
Go find a hole.