"Here you go. You see, you just have to press alt,ctrl,del if a program is no longer responding and that should take care of the problem. That's first grade stuff guys. Geez, maybe I should go do some bad standup or make base generalizations about people from Boston and pothead college students over and over again on a sketch show in the midst of a downward spiral while not keeping a straight face, EVER, and constantly having fake moustaches fall off, because my talent is obviously being wasted here." -Laugh track-
He walks out and sticks nothing back into the doorway, "By the way you're welcome!" He's Nick Berg, your company's headless guy!
What would a company need a headless guy for!
Shut up! Who let him in?