Party tip of the day: 1- Throw rocks at the police precinct if you want to be sure that someone comes to your party.  Every time I've done it, and I'm not exaggerating here, I've had people, literally, following me all the way back to my party.  And, what's more, I've always ended up at another party after getting transportation from one of the people who followed me and (just between us) I've always gotten laid.