Party tip of the day: 1- Sticking small portions of feces into the punch is funny, but usually goes unappreciated for its comedic value.

Party tip of the day: 2- If you are going to put feces into the punch, I advise you to churn or mix it into a fine chalk or powder, because you will be the only one laughing any way you do it, you might as well keep yourself free from possible legal blame.