Reasons (main) why I hate life/ the newest feature of my lameass "website":
 

1. Everyone is better at it than me
   
2. The food is good... too good...?
3. The incessant fart/ dick jokes
4. All the racism's already over
5. Scratch that, all the good racism, like that which you see on the TVs is already over
6. Not enough movies about a planet run by damned dirty apes
7. All the goddamn nutballs
8. Foreheads, let's leave it at that
9. War, what an awful band, in my opinion of course
10. The insanely high level of stupidity