It is time to bring the pain, hardcore to the brain, and let my bowels loose from the reigns, and leave a big brown stain on my underpants, right where I would put my taint, even though right now it sure ain't, then buy some white paint, and make the brown faint on my underpants.
I've let you lousy motherfuckers get way too lax while I've been away and I'm sick and tired of all you little fucks talking shit behind my back like since I'm not around all of a sudden you running shit. Let me tell you something, I know every one of you assholes, and if it's the last thing I do, I will use every ounce of my mortal energy and power to hunt you each down individually and eat every one of your faces.
later!