Lots of stuff going on nowadays. Hard to decide what to talk about. So, I asked myself, what is the biggest juiciest piece of news out there these days?
I've come to the following conclusion: fuck the real news, I'm going to make something up.
Recently, in a small town in North Dakota, the first ever case of reanimation of dead human cells has broken out. Yes, our greatest fear has finally come true. Zombies walk the Earth.
George Bush, or Dubya, has decided to invade Liechtenstein in response.