Well, I've washed the spice back off and called my physician, hobo Bill. He gave me some medicine from his 2-in-1 medical cabinet/shoe and told me that if it hasn't healed up by Friday I should just say I'm Asian. I'm not really sure what that means, but I think it's unbridled enthusiasm. I must've forgotten to ask because of my penis being on fire, coupled with the hallucinatory properties of hobo Bill's medicine of the rail. I'll keep you updated since I'm sure you're all very excited about this recent occurrence. Blao!