I understand that you people have, apparently, developed lives over these years. Well, though I respect you as my home audiense members, I respectfully request that you immediately lose these lives and start reading my blog you fagolis. I am getting sick and tired of staging imaginary board meetings composed of imaginary boad members in my sleep and finding that the imaginary numbers are in for this imaginary quarter and finding out that we're, my imaginary company that imaginarily runs my blog, is down two imaginary points goddamit! So start reading, start commenting and start fluffing my ego you selfish bastards! As a great man once said, "It's Christmas tomorrow, so let me get my 2 cracks and go up on the roof and get on my shit"--Woodrow the base head
So, give me your crack