I remember a time when I was about 16 or 17 and not 18 or 19 when everyone was completely fucking retarded but me. And now, 26 years into the future me, back 28 years into the past has written me two years in the future to tell me that it's still true. Everyone is still totally fucking retarded. And yet, here we are still documenting how great it can be to interact with one another despite our differences. Now do you see how it's done, JEWS? I'm just playing, I believe in the Holocaust and all that good stuff, that statement was actually directed toward JAPS, which can be easily confused with JEWS because they're both four letters, but you should always remember that at least you can see how much JEWS are screwing you over, whereas JAPS are always hiding in their VC jungles when they steal your money. How am I supposed to know what two things with all those numbers are when they are put together? One at a time! But, you see, they have so many letters that they have bred themselves to be great at combining a whole bunch of stuff. That's the difference. Sneaky bastards. I think you're talking about the Chinese, the Japanese have no money.

Party tip of the day- Don't invite jews, japs or chinks to your party because they'll always just steal your stuff. Also, just to be on the safe side, never invite Paul Lichdersien because he says "the Chinese and the Japanese" rather than chnks and japs which means that he's probably gay and you know how gays are always trying to get a sample of your chocolate pudding for their erect (usu. circumcised) penises. My chocolate pudding stays in my fridge (in little jars with paper towels taped over the top).

Flock: Consider the following: If friends were so important then why would I never bother myself to make any? For example, if you're so G-D great, then how come you don't have me for a friend. The answer couldn't be any more simple; you aren't that great. Because if you were cooler then you would have already made an effort to locate me, and having located me, with your badass hunting skills, you would have swayed me into becoming your friend. And yet, where are you? I don't see you. Wherever could you be? Oh! Holy crap! What are you doing here? Please go away from my window you dirty burnouts.

GO-LLY!

Well, like I was saying, unless you show up here and get me to be your friend then you still suck. The answer to it all is that I don't recall things when I've just experienced epileptic shock so what are you talking about?

You---- quit being so related to prosimians through branches which have split from the tree for literally billions of years!

And one more thing; I'm going to start punching people in wheelchairs. The illusion is gone assholes, I know all about your invalid conspiracy. I'm not just talking about punching people in wheelchairs who do something that's fucked up either, I'm talking about beating the shit out of people in wheelchairs just BECAUSE they're in wheelchairs. Games over and the gloves are off Hocking, you ain't foolin' me no more.